Ugh

A bag of used cat litter: $5.50
Half of a Sonic chili dog: $3.25
A banana peel: $1.50 per pound
Wet Trader Joe's coffee grounds: $8.00 a can
A gooey thing wrapped in foil: $5.00
Even gooier remains of a salad: $6.75
Helpless retching: Priceless

Yep, it's that time of year, the annual trash can diving expedition because I've somehow managed to mislay my work badge again. I do this about once a year, apparently because subconsciously I sense that there isn't enough drama in my life.

If you'll pardon me, I need to go take a shower now.