Please consider featuring less of the following:
Judd Apatow
Will Farrell
Movies involving weddings
Saccharine animated morality plays
Jennifer Aniston
Movies that mostly seem to feature people having tired postmodern conversations on cell phones bemoaning the fact that they never seem to do anything but have tired postmodern conversations on cell phones
I think a pretty convincing simulation of Hell could be had by having Judd Apatow produce an animated movie with Jennifer Aniston and Will Farrell as voice talents where they talk endlessly on cell phones about the postmodern angst triggered by their upcoming wedding. Man. That would be enough to make me confess to crimes not yet committed!
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