News I'd Like To See

Here's a news story I'd like to see. I'd like to read about a group of astronomers and planetary scientists, excited by the latest batch of "bodacious" pictures to come back from the Hubble Space Telescope, getting drunk and invading the downtown region to overturn cars, light bonfires, holler incoherent drunken cheers into the darkness, and finally stagger home wearing one another's shirts and singing bawdy songs about the background radiation and the solar wind.

But no, it's only sports fans who get to have fun like that. Go figure.