Just In Case

Just in case anyone is wondering, I really hate working weekends. They're giving me Monday and Tuesday off in return for working Saturday and Sunday, but somehow it's just not the same. My body was looking forward to sleeping in this morning and it isn't the least bit impressed with this "you can sleep in Monday" business. Sometimes my body is a giant infant with balled-up fists and tear-spurting eyes that screams "Now!" over and over again. The infant, not the eyes. I've lost my ability to write a simple sentence. I blame having to work Saturday!