I'm glad someone in the pharmaceutical industry took time out from working on drab, boring problems like malaria, MRSA, cancer vaccines and Alzheimer's and finally attended to the pressing national problem of Brooke Shields and her skimpy eyelashes.
Not that I'm doing any special pleading for a vaccine or cure for Hodgkin's (though it would be cool if there was such a thing) but on the scale of medical problems that need attending to, skimpy eyelashes must rate just about a zero, right down there with renegade nose hairs and the tendency to snort when you laugh.
Is That All?
11 years ago
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