Ich Bin Ein Chronic Whiner

I went to the grocery store today and whined myself right into a $110 grocery bill. And yet I could carry it all away from the store in a cart that was really less than half-loaded. Gone are the days when $110 would buy you so many groceries you needed a caravan of carts to get it to the parking lot, and a rented truck to get it home. But I'm just a gutless un-American whiner. I should be ashamed of myself for succumbing to bad press and imaginging that I should get more for my money than I do.