Thursday, December 11, 2008

Tomorrow's Test

Tomorrow's test? Nuclear stress test. Have to make sure the old ticker is up to the challenge of having a node taken out and a Borg implant put in. Oh, it's just a shunt, but I prefer to think of it as the first of many steps that will lead, ultimately, to Borg. Resistance is futile.

I'm considering taking a big jug of vodka with me tomorrow. What better to help one deal with a stress test than a big jug of cheap vodka, huh?

I am a little freaked out by the fact that the radioactive tracer used in the test is thallium. Hey, isn't that also the active ingredient in rat poison??

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