Next Star

Maybe I'm a soulless automaton, but none of the people on The Next Food Network Star really appeal to me. Is this because I'm an emotionally stunted Philistine, or is this because none of the people on the show are terribly appealing? I'm putting my money on the latter.

But at least we don't have Eddie to kick around any more. I was sure - no, I was terrified - that he was going to win, and I was going to have to avoid his show like the plague. He annoyed me so much I actually longed to watch Guy Fieri, and that takes some doing.

Now that he's gone, I don't really care who wins. Or who loses.